Thursday, October 16, 2008

Word.

My favorite word is "word." This has been so for a very long time. I use the word "word" very often. "Word" is a great word. It works on so many levels.

To be in agreement with a statement:
"Those shoes are hideous."
"Word."


To answer “yes” to a question:
"Are familiar with the quadratic equation?"
"Word."


To express delight:
"My parents died, but they left me a buttload of cash!"
"Word!"


To be used as a question after a statement, in the place of "Really?":
"I just cured cancer!"
"Word?"


The common meaning:
"A word is a unit of language that carries meaning and consists of one or more morphemes which are linked more or less tightly together, and has a phonetic value."

And, finally, the Microsoft word processing program, Word:
"Dude, Word sucks."
"Word."


WORD.

2 comments:

claires other stalker said...

Word up!!!

http://www.swollenpickles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/microsoft-word.jpg

claires stalker said...

My favorite word is actually a phrase. It's "get lost!" As in:

Hey, claires other stalker, get lost!

OK, I lied! My favorite word is actually "Dude" because I am usually half sarcastic when I say it.