I'm a Bathroom Zombie

I use the restroom at work a lot. I've just returned from it, and I’ve made a discovery that I had to share. You see, after using the toilet, I go to the sink and wash my hands. I typically use the sink that is the furthest away from the paper towel dispenser. Reason: none. After washing my hands, they are drippy and wet (for obvious reasons), so I hold my arms out stretched out in front of me to avoid water dripping on my clothing and shoes, walk to the dispenser, and dry. It dawned on me looking in the mirror while doing this that I totally look like a zombie. After making this realization, I said, “Brains” in that all-too-familiar zombie monotone. Luckily my boss didn’t walk in.