Tuesday, November 11, 2008

To those who put their shit where it doesn't belong: (an open letter)

To whoever shit in the shower this morning (and anyone else who shits in places other than the toilet):

You're sick. There's nothing like waking up at 6:30 in the morning, going to the shower to bathe, and finding someone else's SHIT (or mud or whatever) on the floor of the shower. I mean, SERIOUSLY?! I hope you weren't planning on keeping that little bundle of joy, because I cleaned it up and flushed it. Don't try to blame it on the cat. The cat doesn't jump in to a bathtub to shit on a hard surface. Plus, that was a lot of shit. I think I can distingush human shit from cat shit. In the future, if you accidentally don't make it to the toilet, please be kind enough to clean up your shit. Don't leave it for someone else to clean.

To everyone else, be ever-mindful that shit is everywhere.

Keep your shit where it belongs,
Claire

*UPDATE: So we found out that one of the cats is very sick and is shitting in places other than the litter box... apparently.

6 comments:

Cat said...

Wait, what? Do you have room mates, or is this a Note To Self? And, EEEEEEW!

Claire said...

cat, lol... yes I live with several people.

RachelVanDoll said...

people have gone through great lengths throughout history to keep shit the fuck away.

Jonathan said...

I think the cat just got Lee Harvey Oswald'ed.

Jimbo said...

I will have to remember this topic when I start my own blog.

Daniel MacEnchroe said...

That is super crazy! =S