tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post6901515402493219824..comments2023-10-31T05:47:46.558-07:00Comments on The Adventures of Claire: Things I Do While WastedClairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03013386912171451674noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post-21432380656945249782008-11-06T23:33:00.000-08:002008-11-06T23:33:00.000-08:00Oh man . . . I'm EXACTLY the same. Never know my l...Oh man . . . I'm EXACTLY the same. Never know my limit (though I think it's about two cans of cider) and then it all goes wrong. I tell people things I shouldn't, offend people (in a cheeky way, but they don't get that I'm just taking the piss) and wake up not knowing what I've said.<BR/><BR/>The aftermath comes when someone tells me "you pissed so n so off last night" and then it's a scrabble to apologise.<BR/><BR/>I've come to learn that mixing cider and vodka or wine and vodka has a bad effect on me - as does cheap cider (about 90p stuff (that's English money) that's incredibly strong.<BR/><BR/>I'm never violent - just a massive cheeky sod and people just don't get it. Well, that's what I'm telling myself anyhow. =)<BR/><BR/>Derren. xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13818272888835743238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post-62181598519953009422008-10-28T16:43:00.000-07:002008-10-28T16:43:00.000-07:00You really have to worry when you wake up and your...You really have to worry when you wake up and your pants are around your ankles.. Male or femaleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post-49556307049067522632008-10-28T12:43:00.000-07:002008-10-28T12:43:00.000-07:00Yeah, I have a tendency to "black out" when I'm dr...Yeah, I have a tendency to "black out" when I'm drinking. I think what that means is my brain is so mortified by what I am doing that it shuts itself off. Kind of like my computer when I've surfed too much porn.zipbagofboneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post-5845321839981861452008-10-28T06:46:00.000-07:002008-10-28T06:46:00.000-07:00My mom is the same way. She was wasted on bloody m...My mom is the same way. She was wasted on bloody marys one morning and even told me that I was adopted............claires other stalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05940166479941595471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5970507137872182027.post-2092148989790219682008-10-27T16:35:00.000-07:002008-10-27T16:35:00.000-07:00Since you can't control telling the truth while wa...Since you can't control telling the truth while wasted, I'd suggest intentionally throwing some crazy red herrings while drinking as well. Then, after a while, people will never know if you're being honest or just talking crazy again. <BR/><BR/>"I said I stole $100 from you? really? Was that before or after I said I'm working on a working prototype of the flux capacitor??"Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17010762793166147599noreply@blogger.com